I like to surf, I've been playing guitar for about 6 years, I want to become good at drawing and writing, but honestly never put enough effort into either. I have a longstanding affinity for all things superhero related, which has led to some amazing movies/shows and some that were truly horrible. I have earned two nicknames in my life, Perfect Timing and Cool Hat Guy. Don't ask about the Perfect Timing thing. Trust me.
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Fun Times with Dad

Amusing my niece while eating fried ochre,calling it “zucchini’s retarded cousin.

me (hillbilly accent): He’s always the smart one! Could count all the way to 20!

Dad (hillbillyer accent): 21 if he’s nekkid!

I couldn’t even explain to my niece why I was retarded seal laughing in the corner.