I like witty comments, well-placed sarcasm, and anything with a good humor to it. I came to the right place.
Beneath the Hat
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
im crying
lol nice try, vegan
I FUCKING KNEW IT
its back
Your ass got CALLED THE FUCK OUT!
LAUGHING SO HARD omfg
(via weird-little-teenager)
so i googled gangster goose and let me tell you that i was not disappointed
(via enteringandbreaking)
If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.
That’s why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.
(Source: officialbioware, via fighter1357)
Dylan, this is basically night-blogging
but this is me literally every second of my existence
(via ohnomyshipperheart)
Sherlock/Harry Potter recasting.
File under: things I did not know I wanted.
(Source: braveponds, via ohnomyshipperheart)
Hanging with my family is awesome.
Uncle: Honey, can I get some bread pudding?
Aunt: I don’t care, you are an adult.
Uncle: … Since when?
